Comments from the ghostEdit
Note that all this was copied directly from Scared Stiff.
"Ugh, Me heap big mighty brave and powerful warrior. Many moons Issuzu roam Big Woods under Shining Mountains. Then others came. Heap bigger mighty warriors from across the Big Blackness. Issuzu's braves fell - zip! into the other warriors' shining sticks. Squaws and papooses run, hide in dark caves where sun god Coppertone never go"
"Chief Tonka fought heap good. Collected many hard, silver scalps. Now even heap big brave must hide in chowder-man. Ugha-mugha."