Comments from the ghostEdit
Note that all this was copied directly from Scared Stiff.
"Retuuurn to sennder! Pooostage duuue! Address unknoowwn! Neither rain, nor sleet, nor light of day have ever kept me from my appointed hauntings. But these... others... shall be my doom!"
"They've come from the darkness, like eeevvvil overnight express carriers. They're worse than doberman pinschers! How can I ever deliver mail under these conditions?"
"Dooo not fold! Open at onccce! Donn't forget the zzzip coooode!"