The Runaway Romance Lead is an actor in theater musicals.
Hired as the lead actor Blintzy Jones' "Runaway Romance," the lead threatened to quit when the ghost of Francis Frum began to sabotage the rehearsals. On opening night, the Haunted F-14's attack, prompted the lead to finally quit. He claimed to have been almost killed and revealed the day before, girls playing cluster bombs exploded in the first row. The lead stormed off and exclaimed he would rather be a mime than continue working on the play. Egon Spengler took his place as the lead.
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